Crime Reduction

Recently 6-7 thugs in the Bronx went on a beating spree, injuring 5 people and killing one.

The beat them up rather than use guns. But I thought gun control was designed to lower crime? If you outlaw the tools of the criminal, you de facto eliminate crime, right?

It couldn't possibly have happened. We have laws.

Perhaps it is time for hand/arm control. Let's remove everyone's hand/arms. We can then issue them back upon demonstration of need, with appropriate training and licensing, accompanied by registration and police monitoring. That should do it.

Are you listening, Hillary?